Yipp-i-dee-freakin-do-dah! This post may be a little less vulgar; less F bombs, if ANY, which is not an easy task for me so this is not only a Prompt as well as a serious Challenge. SO- write in ten minutes? oh shoot, what’s gonna come out of my mouth in 10 mins- I’ll effing see. Counting down: 5,4,3,2,1…….GO!
So I have never done anything like this before! Well on a blog, at least- or by my own conduction(i dont know if thats a word). I mean AT MY OWN WILL, that’s it. I’ve had to do this for school, plenty of times, due to my major. Which is- ASK 99% OF THE WORLD- the most unmarketable major ever… english, with a minor in creative writing. I dont effing care. I was doing the teaching concentration @ the school I was @ before- – I only had another year too, i think. I’d be student teaching by now. I passed 2 of the state licensure tests, but since I had to move to another state I’d have to do all that shit over again. NO THANKS. not when you’re already going thru an effing crisis HAH.
The way I see it, how the EFF do you know if you’re gonna get a job- even if you have, like, an Engineering degree. I kid you not, I’ve heard of kids having some of the most splendiforous majors and not getting a job for a long-ass time. And when they do, it might be @, like, Lowe’s or something. Which effing sucks. for us all. I’m not totally in the wrong then-right? Who cares. I’m getting a Bachelor’s Degree. By December 2013. I’m not effing around.
SO Ill probably post more later & can get more in-depth and also say that F WORD, but i have 3 mins left so let’s get more interesting for this particular post. I not only burned part of my eyebrows off the other day, but my hair caught on fire, my eye lashes are half burned off- AND on the side of my face, there’s an effing burn scar- the upper half side of my right face. thank god that’s the side of my face my bangs are on. JESUS H. STarted putting Neosporin the first day. Now on to Palmer’s cocoa butter- it was a minor burn (i think) and if you read my “ABOUT ME”
….. to be continued,
The post had to end! craziness! didn’t get a chance to write even a 100th of what’s going on inside my head- but that’s cool, I’m glad I tried this- i’m gonna try it again a few times, for sure. I know free writing it’s recommended in the “writing field,” but like I said- is there a writing field? =)